Wow. This did not take long.

Should I be scared? Or honored?

If I see one black helicopter, I am headed for my tin-foil lined room!


The Black Helicopters

take off from Johnston County. I'll let you know if I see any headed your way.

(Honestly - this is a conversation between my son and I coming back from Smithfield)

'Hey, mom - there's a helicopter.'
'What kind is it?'
'I don't know.'
'What color is it?'
'Oh, shit. They're real.'

yeah, they are real

just not like they are in movies, but helicopters come in all colors.

I am more worried about white vans IRL.

Fuck em.

Keep it coming . . . and be sure to send these stories to your local MSM.

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Are those Stingers or Sidewinders?


Are those Stingers or Sidewinders?

Those would be Hellfire laser-guided air-to-ground missiles. The helicopter is an Apache AH-64D "Longbow" distinguishable from the vanilla Apache by the millimeter-wave radar dome above the main rotors.

Hellfire, eh?

I can think of a few targets.

You crack me up

That's hilarious

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