You just can't keep a good agent of Satan down.
Bush 41 passed out this past weekend. The doctors, obviously on the payroll of the Illuminati, claimed he suffered from simple dehydration.
I call bollocks on the the whole story. What was an 82 year old man doing out in the middle of the desert in 94 degree heat in the middle of winter? I bet you didn't know it got up to 94 degrees in the U.S. in winter? Never mind, don't get me sidetracked on Gore so early in the morning.
Here is the real story... Bush 41 was in the sweltering heat for one reason, so he could begin to grow accustomed to feeling of the flames of Hell licking his flesh as he bows before his master, Satan, for spawning the Anti-Christ, Bush 43.
And he got in more practice this weekend... a brush with homosexuality.
"The ugliest part of what happened was that my [male] friend … gave me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation,"
Cause you know, somewhere in Hell, there is a razor wire butt-plug with his name on it.