We were recently bought by a private equity group.
Monday they gave us our new name.
Yesterday they had a big conference call to rally the troops and celebrate the new company.
We're strong and profitable.
We're gaining efficiencies.
Our future's so bright we gotta wear shades, dude!!!
[Some positions, mostly empty, will be eliminated.]
Today they layed people off.
I hate this sh@t; being part of
I fraking hate it.
Here's my retirement plan after I get me a paddle and make it back down the creek.
Cue the Jimmy Buffet & Woody Guthrie.