The far left hates everyone, themselves included!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2022
But they especially hate you, and your Blood Emeralds (not sure if those actually exist, but work with me here).
Pat McCrory is hosting a press conference tomorrow at 11 am. "He will make general comments regarding the state of the US Senate race in North Carolina and will then take questions from the media." #ncsen #ncpol
— Joe Bruno (@JoeBrunoWSOC9) May 2, 2022
I'm kinda tempted to watch that, but since he won't be sitting down, the chances of him sliding off into the floor are rather small. But you never know...
Definitely the first time I’ve ever been mentioned in @TeenVogue. #ncpol #politics https://t.co/eP6R36FlKc
— Sam Searcy (@ElectSamSearcy) May 2, 2022
Dude, Teen Vogue rocks. Some of the best and smartest political commentary out there. Congratulations.
Come out tomorrow and see us #AFP #ncpol https://t.co/RviM7zuZJm
— Tyler Voigt (@classicallibty) May 2, 2022
Nice try, but Americans For the Prosperous is heavily funded by Big Oil, and they are the ones who have been raking in Billions in profits at the expense of the people you're trying to impress. All you're doing is giving people back a tiny fraction of what you've stolen from them. Shame on you.
"The #ncga needs to have more interaction with state employees and learn what they do" - @donna4nchouse #Primary2022 #SEANCVotes #ncga #ncpol pic.twitter.com/Przky87zns
— SEANC (@SEANC) May 2, 2022
Okay, this is just a Primary, so endorsing a Republican isn't the end of the world. But I will be watching SEANC very closely during the General Election. You have been warned.
The unemployment rate was 6.4% when I took office. Now, because of our economic plans, it’s down to 3.6%.
That’s the fastest decline in unemployment ever recorded.— President Biden (@POTUS) May 2, 2022
Thank you. And thanks for being such a good (and kind) leader during these crazy times. What a relief...
Princeton finds 'no credible allegations' of data manipulation from researcher who helped in NC redistricting, by @BryanRAnderson #ncpol #ncga #ncredistricting https://t.co/feOjJrOuOQ
— Dr. Michael Bitzer (@BowTiePolitics) May 2, 2022
After watching him testify, this does not surprise me at all. He knows what he's doing, and I can't say that for the hacks Republicans threw out there.
On that indignant (if you had heard me say it as I wrote it, the indignation would have been obvious), here's your Onion:
Woman Knows To Stay Away From Certain Parts Of Own Psyche At Night https://t.co/DqweWTATND pic.twitter.com/Q7nUeCILV0
— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 2, 2022
You and me both, sister. That's a little dark for the Onion, isn't it?
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Bonus Onion:
Yeah, I don't see retirement happening anytime soon. I'll probably need to ask off for my own funeral.