Always fascinating when folks like @TheRightAOC (who are paid to spout conservative alternative realities) act like they care about "low-income families" or the poor in North Carolina.#ncpol https://t.co/5PSOdnTAvV

— Scott Satalino (@editor_pmrt) April 18, 2022

Scott is pretty delusional, but he got this one right.

There's a reason why these big right-wing money groups actively recruit young know-nothings like Hines to run for office. They're impressionable, their loyalty is easy to buy, and they (the Club) can buy them for life, at a discount. #ncpol https://t.co/QWifgYD4sS

— Carolina Forward (@ForwardCarolina) April 18, 2022

More money than brains, that's for sure. Seriously, they already bought Budd several years ago, and this ad is (more than) enough to confuse the average GOP voter. Idiots.

A majority of North Carolinians support requiring mail-in absentee ballots to arrive by #election day in order to be eligible according to a @surveyusa poll.

Support amongst...
Republicans: 71%
unaffiliated: 55%
Democrats: 44%#ncga #ncpol https://t.co/q3Oi4VUnbu

— Carolina Journal (@CarolinaJournal) April 18, 2022

Yeah, that's a load of bullshit right there. Push poll or not, everybody knows the USPS (thanks to Louis DeJoy and Trump) is delivering mail slow as hell. It should be the *postmarked* date and not election day, and Carolina Journal should be ashamed at so casually dismissing the U.S. Constitution like this. Grrr...

Madison Cawthorn's own staff wants him out of office.
"more liquor bottles in the Hendersonville office than water bottles"#NC11 #ncpolhttps://t.co/WOFnpbmGRg

— Grumbholdt (@Grumbholdt) April 18, 2022

Spoiled little troll brat.

If you're a UNC-Chapel Hill student, come on out this Friday and hear me babble about my work. If you're not, it looks like they're going to stream it online.

Free - and worth every penny! #UNC #NCPolhttps://t.co/7aBW0pVsWa

— Joe Killian (@JoekillianPW) April 18, 2022

Might have to check that out. Joe's a keeper...

I haven't been the NCGOP comms director for over 2 years and anti-Semitism is not unique to any particular faith. However, when your only defense is to scream racism without any evidence, I'm over the target. Looking forward to exposing more of her, Carl. #ncpol #nc04 https://t.co/nN0CijTWEB

— Jeff Hauser (@j_hauser9) April 18, 2022

Okay, first of all you got it wrong, there are already 3 Muslims in Congress (Carson, Omar, Tlaib). But you specifically designated Muslims as anti-Semites with your attempt, so quit trying to squirm out of it. Secondly, Nida Allam has got more class in her pinkie finger than you do in your entire body. Back off, jackoff.

Proposed rules to impose onerous requirements for federal Charter Schools Program grants are about securing the financial interests rather than meeting academic and social-emotional needs.#ncga #ncpol @TerryStoopshttps://t.co/iuSkl6zw1k

— John Locke Foundation (@JohnLockeNC) April 18, 2022

Blah blah blah. Your mouth's moving, but all I hear is noise coming out of it.

On that contemptuous note, here's your Onion:

Theoretical Astro-Fetishists Posit Black Holes Could Be Used For Anonymous Sex Across Parallel Universes https://t.co/XpC9Y49233 pic.twitter.com/gvEdMeMBaW

— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 16, 2022

My god. The fact I actually understand that scares me. And makes me laugh. But mostly scares me...