Whaddya say we not pollute our precious waterways? Total acreage of #NC impaired lakes, reservoirs & estuaries = the size of 2,000 golf courses. Impaired waters list up for public comment. Link in story @ncpolicywatch #ncpol https://t.co/XKbRYMIWuD

— lisasorg (@lisasorg) January 31, 2022

What Lisa said.

#ncsen #ncpol https://t.co/SvvIeSprvG pic.twitter.com/I7SbkGCcC2

— Lorenzo Pedro (@LorenzoPedro) January 31, 2022

I could watch that video all day long and not get bored...

The voters of the 4th District want a true conservative that’s ready to take the fight to DC! #ncpol #nc04 https://t.co/tifTs9rcU9

— DeVan Barbour, IV (@devanbarbour) January 31, 2022

Dude, y'all "took the fight" to DC a year ago following a spaced-out Q shaman with finicky dietary needs, and the jail cells are slowly filling up. Tone that rhetoric down, fer f**k's sake.

Clip from latest episode. Why Joe Preston is running 4 Board of Education . #nc #northcarolina #ncpol #joco #ncgop #schoolboard #boardofeducation #gop #UnmaskOurKids #UNMASKOURCHILDREN #UnmaskTheKids https://t.co/x0xkdxThVC

— Matt Gore (@mattgore49) January 31, 2022

Okay, you have to watch this. His wife quit her teaching job because she refused to wear a mask, and now they are struggling to pay for health insurance. Of course the irony is lost on these people, but damn.

A pair of Democrats in the new #NC06 have their reports in -- Valerie Foushee slightly outraged her NC Senate colleague, Wiley Nickel, in Q4 with $163k to his $157k. Nickel, who has been running for a while, has over $330k total on hand. #NCPOL

— Jones & Blount (@JonesandBlount) January 31, 2022

From what I can gather, Wiley is not prone to outrage...

#ncpol #nced https://t.co/rivQ2LMFRW

— Bryan Anderson (@BryanRAnderson) January 31, 2022

In many cases, Parents = Tyrants. Prove me wrong.

They would look like...nothing. 17 miles off the coast they're not visible to the human eye. But they would look like jobs and #energy bill savings. #OffshoreWind is key to our clean energy economy. #ncpol #ClimateCrisis https://t.co/UJphQD3PmG

— NC League of Conservation Voters (@nclcv) January 31, 2022

I don't care if they are visible from the shore, frankly. I might even go to the beach (for the first time in over a decade).

I have received some serious hateful comments about my endorsement from General Flynn.

Please Like and Retweet if you support General Michael Flynn as the patriot he is! #voteVillaverde #ncpol pic.twitter.com/FiDwYhhzYt

— Christine Villaverde (@Villaverde4NC) January 31, 2022

Okay, aside from the fact he very likely fed intelligence to Russian diplomats, he's also bat-shit crazy. His new thing is that Coronavirus was created by Democrats to help them win the 2020 Election. Like we used to say, "That boy ain't right in the head."

On that patently unstable note, here's your Onion:

Look, they only put those dates on these things so that grocery stores have to throw them out and they can sell more products. It’s all a fucking scam. https://t.co/JjP2YFRKE9 pic.twitter.com/DjbjWpiQWQ

— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 31, 2022

You forgot the government's involvement. Or did you leave it out on purpose, hmmm?