Make sure to sign up so you get up-to-the minute info on when the #NCGA plans to vote on Gov. Cooper's veto of #HB453 will be and how you can show up for abortion access: https://t.co/qHcAKj2m8x #StopHB453 #ncpol
— PP South Atlantic NC (@PPSATNC) August 2, 2021
Stop all these bills, no matter how they gin 'em up to seem reasonable. Because they're not.
#ncpol #ncga I got kicked out because I wouldn’t marry a wealthy client of my uncle. I was 16. I obeyed my relatives by going on a date. The marriage was proposed to my Uncle the next day. The man wanted to train a wife. #TrueStory
— kodibear (@alkikodibear) August 2, 2021
You know what? I don't care if some used up and desiccated Republican's mom got married when she was sixteen shortly after World War I, that's too damn young to get married. We did a lot of messed up things back in the day, and it's no reason to continue.
Downright regular occurrence in #ncpol https://t.co/jmPXp2mrEr
— Sean (@RavenRavinoff) August 2, 2021
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but news content doesn't magically appear. The AI movement hasn't progressed that far, and even if it had, even an artificial intelligence has to eat. They eat energy, and a lot of it. My point is, if you wanna dance, you gotta pay the band. If the band starts to suck, don't go see them anymore.
Audit reveals misspending and more at UNC police department. It was ‘secret’ until now #ncpol https://t.co/qEosFtNswZ
— Joe Bearden (@GrayHairJoe) August 2, 2021
$13,664 for a golf cart? Wait, what year is this?
I'll say this, IF you are a progressive Democrat, and you voted for Hillary Clinton (2016) or Joe Biden (2020) in North Carolina, you WASTED A VOTE FOR PROGRESS because Trump wiped the floor with both of those Corporate State War Mongering Stooges.#ncpol https://t.co/7FmkcRhR0J
— Scott Satalino (@editor_pmrt) August 2, 2021
Lol! Biden actually won, dumbass. And Hillary got 3 million more votes than tRump. The only thing that idiot wiped was the sweat off his brow...
Wilmington City Council today voted for the permanent removal of two Confederate statues.
They were temporarily removed two years ago. Now will not be coming back.
Read all about it:https://t.co/YS1WVaGNCN
By Chase Jordan of @StarNewsOnline#ncga #ncpol— Paul Woolverton (@FO_Woolverton) August 2, 2021
But mah heritage! It was about states' rights! Northern aggression! Pffft. Take 'em all down...
The vaccines work. Don’t be a dumbass. Get vaccinated. https://t.co/OkVR8BTuu4
— Brent Woodcox (@BrentWoodcox) August 1, 2021
Mark your calendars, I'm about to agree with Brent...
"As a family nurse practitioner, I see the need for Medicaid expansion every day," @galeadcock writes in this op-ed for WRAL.
"Not a single state to expand Medicaid has reversed course. We need to make the same smart decision."#ncpol #ncga @NCHouseDems https://t.co/FMw9j5sqDP— Leader Reives (@NCHDLeader) August 2, 2021
It's now been over seven years since Medicaid Expansion began. How many uninsured North Carolinians have died because of the NC GOP? How many have been forced into bankruptcy from hospital bills? How many of our rural hospitals have shut down from the lack of funding?
On that infuriating note, here's your Onion:
Woman Wishes Husband Was Still Alive To Help Her Bury His Body In Garden https://t.co/07iJHjQXmv pic.twitter.com/TkisPyMaUY
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 2, 2021
Next time, you'll know to have husband 2 dig first before you kill him. Everything is a learning experience.
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Bonus Onion:
That is high-quality humor, right there. I'm tempted to send it to some of my friends in Raleigh, but I'm not sure which side would be the most offended...