Tuesday Twitter roundup

Stop all these bills, no matter how they gin 'em up to seem reasonable. Because they're not.

You know what? I don't care if some used up and desiccated Republican's mom got married when she was sixteen shortly after World War I, that's too damn young to get married. We did a lot of messed up things back in the day, and it's no reason to continue.

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but news content doesn't magically appear. The AI movement hasn't progressed that far, and even if it had, even an artificial intelligence has to eat. They eat energy, and a lot of it. My point is, if you wanna dance, you gotta pay the band. If the band starts to suck, don't go see them anymore.

$13,664 for a golf cart? Wait, what year is this?

Lol! Biden actually won, dumbass. And Hillary got 3 million more votes than tRump. The only thing that idiot wiped was the sweat off his brow...

But mah heritage! It was about states' rights! Northern aggression! Pffft. Take 'em all down...

Mark your calendars, I'm about to agree with Brent...

It's now been over seven years since Medicaid Expansion began. How many uninsured North Carolinians have died because of the NC GOP? How many have been forced into bankruptcy from hospital bills? How many of our rural hospitals have shut down from the lack of funding?

On that infuriating note, here's your Onion:

Next time, you'll know to have husband 2 dig first before you kill him. Everything is a learning experience.



Bonus Onion:

That is high-quality humor, right there. I'm tempted to send it to some of my friends in Raleigh, but I'm not sure which side would be the most offended...