Tuesday Twitter roundup

Submitted by scharrison on

Get in line, pal. We've been begging NC voters to get rid of Burr for years, but they're apparently infatuated with empty suits.

Supposedly the thing was stamped with "Inert," which means not only was it missing its anti-tank rocket, the firing mechanisms had also been removed. But what I find even funnier than that are those long-ass dueling pistols he's sporting. Are they supposed to be the nuts to the rocket launcher penis? I know, that's disgusting, but the compensation is just so glaringly obvious...

Let me fix that for you: "Mitch McConnell blew over $1.5 Million in an attempt to beat Cal Cunningham during the Primary, so they wouldn't have to worry about him in November. It didn't work, and now there's $1.5 Million less to use in the General election."

It's funny (not really) that you think such irresponsible behavior is admirable. They need to immediately start tracking these people, because an outbreak is imminent.

Let it be known that Civitas supports government stifling the votes of elderly folks and supports unnecessarily exposing them to a dangerous virus by requiring multiple witnesses enter their homes. It is as simple as that.

Of course he does. His fragile ego is suffering because he can't hold his ubiquitous rallies with MAGA-hat-wearing cult members. Frankly, they ought to block off that section of Charlotte into a "red zone," keeping those numbskulls under wraps, so they can't infect other parts of the City.

Lol! "Meal Team Six" is pure fricking genius...

Just to be clear, your religious freedoms do not outweigh the public's health and welfare. 10 people infected at a church gathering can balloon into a couple hundred who *don't* attend that church in just a week or two. An elected official who doesn't grasp that simple concept is not fit for office.

Yep, but over 500 did not recover, so keep your damn celebrations to yourself.

Don't waste your breath, Justin. Dandy doesn't have any answers.

And we are so lucky to have them in the NCGA. More, please...

Lol! There's a question about his integrity? Hurry up and re-elect him before the media gets a hold of it! Idiots...

Oh, great. Tami Fitzgerald is back. And talking about freedom no less, which is simply precious. Of course that doesn't apply to gay people or pregnant women, but let's not get embroiled in details...

22 hours ago and 4 retweets. Whoever is in charge of your social media is literally stealing money from you.

On that derisive note, here's your Onion:

Happens more than you would believe...

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