We're now in the "bald-faced lies" phase of the campaign season:
— MovingNCForward (@MovingNCForward) October 14, 2014
Which happens to coincide with the "misrepresentation" phase:
— RodChaney4House (@RodChaney4House) October 12, 2014
Of course that's a cherry-picked, out-of-context quote, which doesn't convey Graig's honest and brave approach to self-reflection. Which is a refreshing change from the disgusting and often illogical attacks by the GOP on our black President:
— RodChaney4House (@RodChaney4House) October 10, 2014
That's...what is that? You know what, never mind.
— Action NC (@Action_NC) October 12, 2014
And the longer it takes for McCrory & pals to expand Medicaid, the harder it's going to be to replace/restart the hospitals that are closing now.
— NBC Charlotte (@wcnc) October 12, 2014
Because he is the Executive, you see. You're right, I have no idea what he's talking about. ;)
— Markeece Young (@YoungBLKRepub) October 12, 2014
I may be mistaken, but I'm about 72% certain that's Marcus Brandon over on the right, and I'm 84% certain those kids are wearing Lutheran Family Services (foster & adoption) t-shirts. Making me 78% certain this picture does not represent what the Twit in question says it does.
— Mike Persinger (@mikepersinger) October 13, 2014
Ow! Poor Greg. He works his ass off, and gets very little respect. And now he's going to have to run backwards...
— Tim Boyum (@BoyumTWCnews) October 13, 2014
Not really that surprising. Hopefully Sean won't do anything monumentally stupid between now and November.
— Moral Mondays (@MoralMondays) October 13, 2014
Mark Walker's too extreme for 12th Century Crusade times.
— Galia Slayen (@gslayen) October 14, 2014
Wow. The word "jackass" just doesn't seem to cover it. Not that this will cost him any votes with the Tea Party, but I don't think we have to worry too much about religious African-Americans switching to Tillis over the same-sex marriage thing.
— elektrosoundwav (@elektrosoundwav) October 14, 2014
In case you're wondering, yes, this picture won the Internet, for two days in a row. And if there was audio, you'd hear Jesse rolling over in his grave.
— Stacey-SisterToldjah (@sistertoldjah) October 14, 2014
Hah! That's the pot calling the kettle a propagandist. Ehh. That was supposed to be a hilarious mixed-metaphor, but my caffeine level is dangerously low at this point. I'll let Carly herself 'splain what I meant:
— Carly Fiorina (@CarlyFiorina) October 13, 2014
Now wait just a damn minute. I thought Kay Hagan cast the deciding vote on Obamacare! Are you trying to imply it was a collective decision based on the needs of the country or something? Blasphemy.
— Michelle Pace Wood (@mp_wood) October 14, 2014
Countdown to the right-wing choir blaming environmentalists for the over-production of gas & oil in...3...2...1
Okay, I'm having way too much fun with this, so here's your Onion:
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 13, 2014
That's not belly-laugh funny, but it's worth an ironic-sounding chuckle. Let's try again:
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 12, 2014
:) That one did the trick.