Top Ten Reasons Governor Palin would rather be Senator Palin:
10) Her helicopter pilot is bored with chasing wolves.
9) Not enough Neiman Marcus outlets in Anchorage.
8) Mr. Palin wants to take his professional snowmobiling career to the more lucrative Lower 48 circuit.
7) Get Bristol away from that goshawful boyfriend before they actually get married.
6) Nobody in D.C. demanding she serve home-dressed moose at dinner parties.
5) Annoyed that her hometown paper wouldn't cut her any slack.
4) Get away from those awkward state personnel ethics investigations.
3) Doesn't entirely trust her Alaska State Trooper security detail anymore.
2) Joe the Plumber keeps calling about a state job.
and the number one reason why Governor Palin would rather be Senator Palin:
1) Figures that even the New York Times will agree Senator Palin is preferable to having Ted Stevens filibustering from San Quentin Prison.