Since Pelosi and some of the newly minted Democratic House members seem unable to find the courage to get us out of this God-forsaken war, we need to turn to Leprechauns. Yes, Leprechauns.
We can start confiscating the Leprechaun's pots of gold to help manage the deficit and we need to start recruiting in Ireland. Because if we can't depend on Democratic backbone to get us out of Iraq, we will need all the luck we can get.
Now, if we can just get Ted Kennedy in the race.