Stay Classy, Republicans

A couple of days ago, I discovered that some mouth-breather had vandalized my anti-Bush bumper sticker, like so.


Agree with me, great. Disagree with me, fine. But don't you DARE try to stifle me. Express another opinion - please. Just don't vandalize mine.

I can't tell you how many "W: The President" stickers I've seen, or anti-abortion ones, or hell, even praying/pissing Calvin (either way, Bill Watterson doesn't get any money) ones that annoy me or make me flat-out see red. But I've NEVER stooped to vandalizing someone else's freely expressed opinion.

Yeah, this is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, but I just had to vent.


Fair and Balanced

Stay Classy Chapel Hill Liberals

Way back when we lived in Chapel Hill, my wife bought a used car. It came with a Christian fish (Ichthys) on it. It really didn't want to come off, so we left it on lest we damage the finish. Apparently, some god-hating Chapel Hill Liberal didn't like the fish (or coveted it) and pried it off. They scratched the paint. Agree with the previous owner of the car, great. Disagree with the previous owner of the car, fine. But don't you dare try to stifle the previous owner of the car. Jesse Helms was right about building a fence around the place.

I'm just sayin'...


I do believe I made it clear that I would never do something like that to someone else's property. The implicit statement is that it doesn't matter if I agree or disagree with the message, but apparently I have to s/p/e/l/l it out for you: VANDALISM IS WRONG REGARDLESS OF THE VICTIM. I disapprove, for example, of the recent arson at Westboro Baptist Church.

Here's another one: after the '04 election, a friend of mine walked out to her car one morning to find that her Kerry/Edwards sticker had been egged. Sore winners much? Stay classy, Republicans.

Sorry for the sigh

Just messing with the assumption of the leanings of the perpetrator. My story was true BTW. Most likely the fish thief was a drunk student- not many of those living at Townhouse Apts on Hillsborough st in Chapel Hill.

Um, yeah

My stories were also true, BTW.

Just to cover as many bases as possible here: crime happens in Chapel Hill too, white people can be discriminated against, and men occasionally get raped.