I wish Republicans would just stop having sex......outside their marriages. I'm tired of having to hear about it. Every time I turn around there's another "I'm not gay" male Republican having sex with men, a closeted gay Republican having sex with very young men, a heterosexual Republican hiring a prostitute or Joe Boylan feeling up the youngest Democratic legislator in Raleigh in an attempt to demean and belittle her.
Apparently, Linda Daves has had enough too. While she remained relatively silent when Joe Boylan got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, she has decided that hiring a prostitute over and over again is just too much and according to a report in the CharO she has asked Privette to resign.
The state Republican Party chairman said she has sent Privette a priority-mail letter urging him to step down. She said she plans to release the information at 5 p.m. today.
"It was my opinion that he should step down immediately," state party Chairman Linda Daves said Thursday afternoon. "The letter said he's dishonored and disgraced."
I'm not sure I want Privette to resign. See, he and my BFF, Robin "Flipper" Hayes are tight. Coy's followers provide GOTV assistance to Hayes and other local Republicans and I don't want Privette to resign and rob me of the chance to link Robin Hayes to a man who is guilty of straying outside the bounds of morality and using a prostitute to satisfy his carnal desires. Now we know just what kind of "action" he was getting at The Christian Action League.
Speaking of Robin Hayes....he's been silent on the news that his friend and colleague, Coy Privette can't keep his peter in his pants. Does Robin Hayes think that if he stays quiet long enough nobody is going to point out that he and Coy go way back? I mean...they're pinky shake, spit on the ground, best friends fo'evahhhhh kind of pals. A friendship like that simply shouldn't be hidden away at a time like this. Coy needs his buddies. Come on Robin Hayes, show a proselytizing old pervert some love.