Tuesday Twitter roundup

Once again, they are afraid of more voters. More voters who have struggled (and still are, apparently) with the system, and are on the low end of the income scale. Tick-tock, MFers.

Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

Cue the "oppressed by tyranny" crowd in 3...2...1...

The most clever part of this is how it demonstrates just how long anti-union forces have been at work. Like, over a century.

I saw a comment from a progressive explaining that our housing crisis is too out of control for NC to invite these folks here. Since that person may actually read this, just let me say: Repeat that to yourself 3-4 times (or more if necessary) until the wrongness of it clicks in your head.

Dream on, Andy. And take a look at the Census, while you're at it.

Thanks, saved me the trouble of writing it myself. It's a pretty big deal, regardless of what the pundits and wags say. This is not an endorsement. As usual I'm try'na be Mister Neutral. Besides, I've picked some real doozies. You should not take voting advice from me, is what I'm saying.

On that sardonic note, here's your Onion:

My daughter Holli during our vacation to Paris: "God, none of these girls color their hair, it's just various shades of brown."


Holli: "Daddy! I'm talking to you, pay attention!"

Me: "What? Oh yeah, the hair. It's a shame..."

Holli: "Daddy! "