What the Funk?

I don't know what these McClatchy boys think they are doing, but they sure do seem to be hell-bent on butchering the English language. Maybe they think the word "gimmick" has gotten a bum rap all these years by being associated in the thesaurus with words like deceit, cheat, counterfeit, dodge, fake and trick. Maybe, they're trying to elevate the tertiary definition of the word "gimmick" by associating it with something positive like Larry Kissell's gas promotion. Maybe they just don't know a good thing when they see one.

So, what is it now? Why do I have my knickers in a twist today? It seems that a certain reporter I had held in somewhat high esteem has fallen the way of the lowly hack. Once again, one of the McClatchy boys - this time Rob Christensen - has used the word gimmick to describe Larry Kissell's $1.22 gas event. Ya'll have to remember how it set me off when Tim Funk tried the same little bit of deceit.

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Christensen starts off describing the recent gospel sing featuring Bill Hefner and his quartet. Hefner held the 8th District seat before he retired and Hayes won in 1998. Then Christensen slides through the muck a bit calling 8th District voters Bubbas. He paints what some might call an affectionate picture of the district, but just comes off as plain old condescending. In his words:

It is also one of the few praise-Jesus, please-pass-the-biscuits, bless-your-heart Bubba, congressional districts left in the rapidly suburbanizing South.

Bless-your-heart Bubbas? Right now I wouldn't mind seeing some of those bless-your-heart Bubbas kicking some condescending, elitist Raleigh ass. But, that's just the Bubbette in me talking.

I know I have to keep in mind that these boys have to keep the advertisers and stockholders happy. Circulation is down and the money earned from selling print copies of newspapers doesn't begin to pay for actually printing them. While they have to attract readers to attract advertisers, I'm smart enough to know that the truth doesn't always sell. So, I read corporate, for-profit news sources with an eye out for their trickery. In other words, I fact-check everything they write.

Christensen does a decent job for a few paragraphs. However, he proves his ignorance of the blogging world by attributing Larry's support in the world of blogs only to national blogs. Maybe it's an intentional snub because I took another McClatchy boy to task when he dodged objectivity last week with this same cheap dig at Larry Kissell's successful promotion.

Taking up Kissell's cause are national blogs such as Daily Kos (www.dailykos.com), which helped defeat Sen. Joe Lieberman in the Democratic primary in Connecticut last month. Some bloggers have urged liberal Democrats around the country to help Kissell. So far, they have funneled $47,466 into his campaign, according to ActBlue, an online clearinghouse for Democratic candidates.

Fact check: #1. Local and state blogs have been louder and worked harder drumming up support for Larry. Christensen would have known this if he bothered to read the N&O's sister paper, The Charlotte Observer. The Observer carried a great piece about Larry's web appeal - "A" section, front page, above the fold. It's a bit hard to miss, but maybe Christensen just sticks to the funny pages and obits.

Fact check: #2. Bloggers have encouraged anyone and everyone to support Larry Kissell. We don't always tailor our message to liberal Democrats. (I suspect this was meant to color Larry as a liberal. This is another bit of deceit thrown in by Mr. Christensen.)

Fact check: #3. Bloggers have not raised $47,466 for Larry Kissell's campaign. We haven't raised half of that amount. Larry had set up his ActBlue account long before his cause was taken up by bloggers, so more than half of that total was raised by Larry and his staff. A really quick bit of actual research could have revealed this. Christensen could have obtained the fact by calling any blogger familiar with ActBlue, the Kissell campaign or Jim Morrill of The Charlotte Observer.

I know it seems like I'm asking for a lot. Getting the story straight can be difficult and it takes time and a certain level of reading comprehension, phone dialing skills and a dictionary. It also takes a desire to tell the truth. I haven't decided which of these elements are missing in Tim Funk and Rob Christensen, but I'll certainly let you know when I figure it out.

There's been reference to the fact that both men write columns on top of their various reporting duties. Don't take that bait. Christensen's article is in the B section under City/State and Christensen is listed as a staff writer, not a columnist. Tim Funk's piece last week was included in his "column", but he doesn't write it like a column. He writes it like a collection of news shorts. When a reporter delivers his opinion in a deceitful way - by masking it under the veil of news reporting - and calling himself a columnist, he's cheating his readers. A columnist might have a little more freedom to insert his opinion into what he writes, but he should still be able to support his opinion with fact.

I've saved Christensen's most egregious, blatant lie for last.

Without a lot of money, Kissell has relied on gimmicks.

So, Christensen is calling Larry Kissell a cheat? Come on Rob, give me a list of these so-called "gimmicks" and tell me how anyone was cheated. What's deceitful about selling gas for $1.22 a gallon to highlight how horribly the Republicans have governed and how much worse off most of us are since Robin Hayes took office?

Deceit, cheat, trick - that's what the word means, Rob. I realize you must have lost your dictionary, but it's usually a good idea to avoid using a word when you don't know the real meaning.

Rob Christensen, I'm not only ashamed of you, I'm appalled that you would accuse Larry Kissell of cheating people. Larry has done absolutely nothing wrong. He doesn't use gimmicks. He doesn't use tricks. He does things that will get the attention of the voters, but there is nothing deceitful about a gospel sing. Bill Hefner is well-known in the 8th District and was a very beloved congressman. The fact that Hefner was the former congressman for the 8th District was part of the promotion, so I'm sure anyone attending the gospel sing had a good idea that they would get a dose of politics along with the beautiful gospel music.

There's also certainly nothing deceitful about selling gas to over 500 people for $1.22 a gallon. You didn't have to be a Democrat to get in the line. You didn't have to pledge to vote for Larry. Hell, you didn't even have to pledge to vote at all. Many of those people who took advantage of the lowered gas price were out of work and waited hours in the heat to put $7 or $8 worth of gas in their tanks because that was all they could afford. Larry didn't cheat these people, Rob. Larry helped them.

You owe Larry Kissell an apology.



must be in short supply at the McClatchy papers.

I have to run go do the soccer mom thing. See ya'll later.

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Meant to say......

Title creation love to Working for Change. I told her what I was working on and she popped this title off the top of her haid. Quick one, that girl. Thanks, WFC!

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Fact #4

Many of us librul bloggers have given Larry money elsewhere, or through his own site. So, the $47K is just a starting point.

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Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.


Paypal and snail mail caught some librul blogger donations.

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Hayes CAFTA flip-flop is the real gimmick

The American Heritage Dictionary that just happens to be cracked open next to my left hand says:

gimmick n. 1. a device employed to cheat, deceive, or trick. 2. A strategem used esp. to promote a project. 3. A significant feature that is obscured or misrepresented; catch.

Robin Hayes issued a public statement that he would never vote for CAFTA, that he was flat-out, horizontally opposed to CAFTA, that he couldn't look at those closed down mills in Kannapolis and ever support another free trade agreement...and then he went ahead and cast the deciding vote.

On the other hand, Larry Kissell paid for a cheap tank of gas for the struggling residents of the 8th District, shook their hands, looked them in the eye and told them he understands their troubles and would like to work on their behalf.

Which one of these examples is deceitful? Which one of these candidates tricked the people of the 8th district? On which occasion was the true intent misrepresented?

If Christensen and Funk want to talk about a Gimmick they should talk about the REAL Gimmick...the one Hayes pulled off when he promised to look out for his constituents.

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The McClatchy boys would have their knickers in a knot

so to speak, except that the stenographers have no clothes.

1. The political reporters at McClatchy Inc., know full well that North Carolina bloggers have been a force in the campaign to oust Hayes.

2. They know the Southern Dem nailed one of theirs (Tim Funk) on his shoddy use of the English language - and they don't like it one bit.

3. They also don't like getting called out on their oh-so-cozy relationship with the Puppetshow. Christensen has literally been a bit player in the Puppetshow, appearing on Wingnut Radio as a personal guest of the Stagemanager. To my knowledge.

4. And they hate like hell that mild-mannered Ted Vaden accused them of sucking up to the "multi-million-dollar opinion-manufacturing machine" run by Art Pope.

Life used to be so easy for the stenographers. North Carolina readers would suck up whatever they wrote with nary a peep of protest. And now we're raining on their lazy parade.

They say you should never get into a pissing contest with people who purchase ink by the barrel. But that was before Ted Stevens invented the Tubes. Things have changed.

Sorry boys.

Ouch, A

....and to think I left out one paragraph calling Funk a stenographer b/c I thought I was being too rough on him. Dayum I have a lot to learn.

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You're the good cop.

I'm the, well, crazy old man who could care less what the Barrels of Ink, Inc., think.

Stenographer probably is too harsh, but it's easier than saying "tired old insiders who can no longer tell the difference between being reporters and being part of the political machinery."


If they are too intent on saving words to call the gas event...

an ingenious, out-of-the-box campaign promotion and inappropriately reduce that to "gimmick", then I think you are justified in shortening, "tired old insiders who can no longer tell the difference between being reporters and being part of the political machinery" to "stenographers".

Thanks for the backup. :)

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SD, I just LOVE it when your knickers are twisted!

Tired old insiders who can no longer tell the difference between being reporters and being part of the political machinery could take a lesson from you.

See boys, this is real Journalism. Facts backed up with facts. With a little research and less opinion, you too can be a valuable contributor to the real American dialogue.

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

I'm thinking of sending

each of them a thesaurus and dictionary. Maybe a basic book on journalism would help too.

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works just fine for me...not sure why they're the only two people in America who haven't tried it yet.

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Thanks, Mo

I know....all this fuss over one word. But words are important to journalists and they should take better care to use them properly.

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