Robin Hayes as Judas

When I saw the reference to Judas in the post I could not help but think of Proverbs 6:16-19
"16: These six thing doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him;
17: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood.
18; An heart that deviseth wicked imagination, feet that be swift in runing to mischief,
19: A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord brethren"

Is the end of my Sunday School lesson. Let the hit dog yep the loudest.


Does this mean old Robin is going straight

tp H-E-double toothpicks?

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I think it is a safe assumption

that most national politicians are going to hell.

Certainly, George Bush will burn for eternity. Tom DeLay, Duke Cunningham, William Jefferson, etc.

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.

I believe there

must to a big project to expand he double toothpicks.

More OT

A retiring pChem (Physical Chemistry) professor was composing his last exam for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. Being a bit bored, and with a well kept and wry sense of humor, he set a single question on the sheet:

"Is Hell endothermic or exothermic? Support your answer with a proof."

He had little idea what to expect, or how to grade the results, but decided to reward any student who was able to come up with a reasonable and consistent reply to this query.

One "A" was awarded.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. The top student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion on average, we can predict that all people and all souls go to hell on average. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Thus, there are two possible conditions:

1. ) If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, than the temperature and pressure in hell will increase exponentially until all hell breaks loose.


2. ) If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

We can solve this (de)lemma with the 1990 postulation of Ms. Theresa LeClair, the woman who lived across the hall from me in first year residence. Since I have still not been successful in obtaining sexual relations with her, I know that condition two has not been met, and thus it can be concluded that condition one is true, and therefore that hell is exothermic."

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.

Yes, indeedy!

The Onion had the scoop a while back. The article is funny as ... um ... h-e doubletoothpicks. Heh.

According to the article, they expanded Dante's place a few years back. No word on current development, but it's probably like Johnston schools ... every level is at capacity before the paint's dry.

(Fixed the linkydink. Love me some FireFox.)

"They took all the trees and put them in a tree museum Then they charged the people a dollar 'n a half just to see 'em. Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone? They paved paradise and put up a parking lot."

As an open thread comment.

If you aren't reading Doonesbury each day, you should be. At the website, there are always great quotes down at the bottom. Here is this week's quote.

"There is no plan for Iraq. There is no plan. No plan."
-- A senior national security official to journalist Sidney Blumenthal in this column

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.