ZIP! ZING! WOOOSH! My alma mater develops super speed, possibly time travel

This is truly amazing. St. Andrews College (in Laurinburg, NC) seems to have discovered one of three things:

(i) Super speed
(ii) The ability to race back and forth through time
(iii) Amazingly low standards

See, they manage to conduct and conclude a president search sometime between body paragraphs two and three:

A Message from the Chairman

Dear alums:

I am writing to inform you that Dr. John Deegan, Jr., has tendered his resignation from the college. This resignation was accepted by the Board of Trustees and is effective immediately.

The Trustees appreciate the loyalty and performance of Dr. Deegan during his four-year association with St. Andrews. We certainly wish him the best in his future endeavors. Our search for a new president begins immediately.

I am pleased to announce that the Trustees have named Paul Baldasare ’77 the eighth President of St. Andrews Presbyterian College. Many of you know Paul from his service as Vice President of Institutional Advancement since 1997. His leadership was key to the success of the Share the Vision Capital Campaign and we are confident that he has the skills necessary to keep St. Andrews moving forward.

David Burns

Chairman

St. Andrews Board of Trustees

Comments

ha!

that's hilarious. It sounds like he wrote the letter, then had to change it when someone "named" the President.

NC Defend Health Care

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me