If our Party is indeed interested in serving the interests of the Citizens of this great country of ours, it may be time to consult the Founder and greatest Democrat to ever grace our soil, Thomas Jefferson. What Would Jefferson Do?


Why golly

  1. He'd buy some more slaves and put them to work in his organic garden so he could sit in his library and invent LEDs.
  2. He'd send an exploration party into Canada and then try to buy it from the French for chump change. (I know the French don't own Canada, but neither did they own Louisiana.)
  3. He'd marshal an army to ensure peace after acquiring his new territory.

Pardon my cynicism

The invasion of Libertarian Utopians this morning has rankled my nerves.