"When Duke Drinks, Watch Out!" Open Thread

Duke's Athletic Director needed more than 42 stitches to his head after his soon DUI'd a ski boat into a pile of rocks in a no wake zone. J.J. Reddick was not at the scene, and it doesn't appear that any Lacrosse players were involved.

Duke athletic director needs 42 stitches after boating accident - CBS SportsLine.com

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Or when Crazed-Jihadists

Or when Crazed-Jihadists muslims decide to take strolls through the library in Chapel Hill, possibly?

Hhahahahaha, no. No reason

Hhahahahaha, no. No reason to even talk about arrests or student-athlete crimes now that we've mentioned FSU.

Go Seminoles!!!!!!

Sounds like Dookie Boy and Tarhole are jealous of FSU Criminology majors.

Chief Osceola

Go Seminoles! Go Hill Tigers! Go Family!

Go Seminoles!!!!!!
Sounds like Dookie Boy and Tarhole are jealous of FSU Criminology majors.

Chief Osceola

Chief shut the F### Up! We got enough of criminal shop
lifting problems
with our players. Us Bodwins have got to stick together and
divide the fools... When you get white elite frat boys
fighting among themselves and drinking cheap fire water
at half time....We got them by their family roots.. A Hill
Tiger supporter ...ps Chief, Your next raid will be on
those fools in Boston and start a religious war between
them and the Muslin brotherhood at Miami

Shake! Go deep and than out flag Henry the 8 th

Right! I told the Chief that we had a team dress code
when we are on the road.... Shakespear would have been proud of us
since it shows our intelligent design cornerback plan at
on the field of tuft wars....