Weekend Wound Up: Caption Contest

I'm sure there are scores photographs of Liddy Dole doing dumb stuff, but this photo from her appearance the furniture mart seems to call for special attention. The floor is now open for captions!

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No creativity from me today

As I'm mentally drained. Instead, I shall sit by and anxiously await MaxTheDog's take on this. Make me proud, Maxy.

Bedtime in Highpoint for Liddy?

Come on, Max.* Linda

Yeah Maxey! Don't let this side by!* Chris

No doubt my Church Ladies fans want a comment about this porn promotion political image by Senator Liddy Dole. Listen! If you were a 72 year old women married to a one arm 86 year old man in a mobile wheelchair, who was addicted to Canadian Viraga. You would be thinking anything to corner the Porn republican vote in High Point.

Choice Comments from Liddy at High Point Furniture Show?

Liddy: Your're shi####### me buddy that George Washington slept in that bed!

Furniture Salesman: Listen lady! Do you want the bed or not? I bet you haven't slept with your husband in 15 years.

Liddy: Are sure the bedsprings were made in Mexico and not a knockoff from China.

Furniture Salesman: Listen Lady! The bedsprings were made right here in High Point by a tribe of Lumberton Indians that you granted freedom to last year.

Liddy: Well! I will take the Queen size bed! Wait a minute! I can't do that! I will be accuse of supporting the Gay community by my own party if I do that. Make that the " King Size!" Bob! My husband has a overated ego of himself when in bed.

Furniture Salesman: Lady! I know your husband and it might surprise you that the old fart hangs around Gay Biker clubs thinking he is a Harley Stud for rent on the weekends.

You kill me Max

Word to website: Do not unleash his powers irresponsibly.

nope, won't say it

What I was about to say is not politically correct

"jump in where you can and hang on"
Briscoe Darling to Sheriff Andy

and Mr. Rivers

dont forget him.

hahaha

"Yes Miss Senator, this bed comes equipped with everything a septuagenarian reactionary conservatives needs: guns, handguns, automatic rifles, state-of-the-art gay-dar, a sturdy railing to hold with both hands while you're moving around, and a creepy lobbyist to walk you through it all. In fact John McCain just picked up one of these puppies the other day!"

ok, here it goes

Well, Bob only has one usable hand so do I get a discount on the handcuffs?

"jump in where you can and hang on"
Briscoe Darling to Sheriff Andy

Handcuffs!

Ha! Very funny. That one will be hard to top.

"Can this bed support

three full-grown adults, a monkey and a midget?"

"Ah, the bedroom...

we've been working on how we can legislate what goes on here."

Dang it. You beat me to it.

Actually, I was leaning towards, "Oooh! Chinese! When I was a little girl, you never got to see such quality blahblahblah."

Ha!

Another great one!

"Can can I shine your knobs, Senator?"

"Ummmmm ... brass."

"Heh-heh, In England, getting on the Dole means something completely different."

"So where's the Viagra dispenser?"

"If her shoes match her dress, she needs to click three times."

Ok, that's enough.

Person County Democrats

I actively oppose gerrymandering. Do you?

Welcome to the North Carolina Wax Museum

Here we have soon-to-be-former Senator Dole, performing her rotating duty as Republican in charge of monitoring the bedrooms and privacy of Carolinians. See how she checks the linens for any traces of progressive thought, sexual tolerance, and inspects the bedside table for mandatory AK-47 for personal protection only. As with all our Republican displays, this was generously supported by corporate donors who received a fat tax break for their assistance.

Yawnnnnnn


Home girl

He doesn't look like the Bob I remember. Then again I don't look like the Liddy he would remember. Oh well, whoever he is, let's get this residency requirement over with.

Oh Greg.....

You naughty, naughty man. Ha!

Robin Hayes lied. Nobody died, but thousands of folks lost their jobs.



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Vote Democratic! The ass you save may be your own.

I declare you all winners.

Within four to six weeks, you will receive a Bob Dole Memorial Pen, a six-pack of Britney Spears Pepsi, and a coupon for your choice of treatment: viagra or botox. You may choose only one. Choose wisely.

Be the change you wish to see in the world. --Gandhi
Pointing at Naked Emperors

Very funny.

Botox or Viagra. That's as concise a summary as I've ever seen.