Thank you, @SusanFisher114, for your years of service to Western North Carolina and our entire state. We will miss you in the General Assembly! Good luck with your next chapter.#ncpol #ncga @NCHouseDems

— Leader Reives (@NCHDLeader) November 29, 2021

Aw, dang it. I really like her. 18 years is a lot of public service, though. We wish you the best, Susan.

Today in #ncpol #ncga fashion pic.twitter.com/GM1icNokFD

— Colin Campbell (@RaleighReporter) November 29, 2021

Who (TF) dresses these guys? You know what, I don't want to know...

"What gerrymandering?"

you've gotta be kidding me

These maps are the literal definition of gerrymandering

The NCGOP would say the sky was green if they thought it would help them#ncpol https://t.co/Wmb1YKAZvP

— Sean (@RavenRavinoff) November 29, 2021

Alfredo is not the sharpest tool in the shed, if you catch my drift.

After @GrierMartin asks whether the #ncga adjournment resolution, passing today, would allow action on the Leandro case, @DestinHall says yes, it could be taken up. "As could impeachment," Hall adds. #ncpol

— Travis Fain (@TravisFain) November 29, 2021

Give it your best shot, Destin. It would take 34 (NC) Senators to convict, and that ain't happening. Not just because you lack the votes, but also because Judge Lee was elected, before he was appointed to the Leandro case. You don't have the authority to remove him from either of those positions, and if you try, your ass will be in court.

The new @JohnLockeNC site is up and it's a beaut.

Check it out!#ncpol https://t.co/e7j4CaHCQY pic.twitter.com/6vZGTUFEVG

— Brooke Medina (@Brooke_Medina_) November 29, 2021

Lol! There hasn't been a Moral Mondays protest in NC for about five years. So much for your sparkling new website...

My campaign has brought in over $1 million for the #NC14 fight. My strong base of supporters “are tired of career politicians” and “broken promises.” #NCPol @NRCC @politico @thehill @WPVM_Asheville @asheville @newsradio570 https://t.co/OdgoCbLFug

— Bruce O'Connell (@Bruce_OConnell) November 29, 2021

Who? Scratch that, I don't want to know who he is...

"The Constitution was meaningless to most regulators..."#NCGA #NCPOL https://t.co/vGTC3CFnQI

— Carolina Journal (@CarolinaJournal) November 29, 2021

Note to this (and any other) author: if you find yourself beginning with a bible reference, just tear that shit up and start over.

On that face-palming note, here's your Onion:

Boris Johnson Unsure How U.K. One Country But Also Four https://t.co/hqn0wvS5sF pic.twitter.com/9uM3FXCzZT

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 29, 2021

It's complicated, man.