Tuesday Twitter roundup

Not a hunting knife, it's a fighting knife. He needs to explain this crap to a judge.

Speaking of dime-store soldiers...

Go get 'em, Doc. I'm sick of Republicans playing politics with the lives of our children.

Thank you, Senator.

I'll probably regret this, but...

The ability to buy 1 million tokens for under $10 has the possibility of changing lives should this coin become technically relevant. It will be up to the ShibArmy to continue to push for more burns, functions, and specializations. If that happens, everything on this token changes. To me, the price is worth the risk but I do hedge many of my holdings as much as possible. One thing we know for sure is the $BTC and $ETH will continue to grow and as they do, many tokens will go for the ride. Cryptocurrency still hasn’t gone mainstream but it’s close. I believe everyone should have holdings in both $BTC and $ETH before putting non-disposable money into meme coins of any type.

Dude, I'm moderately tech-savvy and wonkish, and I can't decipher that jargon. I mean, you don't have a snowball's chance in hell anyway, but damn. At least speak English...

They got nothin', which is why they scrabble for stories to whine about.

You know the GOP is in a tailspin when Dubya emerges as a wise man.

That's just embarrassing...

No Republicans will sign on, because they're terrified of those nutters at Grass Roots NC.

Definitely past his sell-by date...

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

On that Orwellian note, here's your Onion:

That is actually funnier than you think it is. Read again.