Top Ten Things Donald Trump Should Demand to See Next

My own list, based on a similar list from a post today on Mediaite..

Here are the top 10 things Donald Trump should demand to see next:

10. Dick Cheney's heart.
9. George W. Bush's academic records.
8. Mark Sanford's backpack.
7. John Ensign's staff payroll records.
6. John Vitter's little black book.
5. John Boehner's sunscreen.
4. Paul Ryan's calculator.
3. Nimrata Rhandawa's motel receipts.
2. Osama bin Laden

...and the Number 1 thing Donald Trump should demand to see next:

Saddam's weapons of mass destruction.

Others on another forum came up with a few other suggestions, including Bill Clinton's cigar (or Bill Clinton's humidor).

Comments

Funny stuff

I'm sure the folks at SNL and Daily Show are counting their blessings for now. Trump is a treasure trove for comedy writers.

top 5 things i'd like to see trump reveal:

5) the length of his "left side" hair when he gets out of the shower.

4) his grades at forham and wharton.

3) all documents relating to his various divorces.

2) his current tax returns.

1) the location of the factory that produces all his b.s.

"...i feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up." --tom lehrer, january 1965

Trump's Dream list?

Here are the top 10 things Donald Trump should demand to see next:

10. Dick Cheney's heart.

Note* That is impossible since they installed a high tech device in his Heart last year in which he has no Blood Pressure Pluse. He has been declared dead at least 14 times when he visits his doctors to monitor the new device..
9. George W. Bush's academic records.

Another impossible project, Bush 2 academic records are stored in a Iron 6 inch thick Coffin at the infamous Skull and Crossbones Secret Frat Society at Yale University along Sitting Bull Skull..

8. Mark Sanford's backpack.
Another impossible project, all one will find is a name tage on the backpack that says " Made In Argentine By A professional HO"

7. John Ensign's staff payroll records.

Another impossible project! He quit the other day and the records were shipped to the Skull and Crossbones Secret Society at Yale with a note that says to be open in 1 thousand years due to national security laws.

6. John Vitter's little black book.

Another impossible project. The book was destroy when they murder the DC Madame last year.

5. John Boehner's sunscreen.

Another impossible project..One, he does not use sunscreen, but at 5 pm he loads up on 5 Jack Danials and Coke at the local Strip Club.

4. Paul Ryan's calculator.

Another impossible project! However it was found in a Chinese Museum in South China with 3 red beads and one long pig gut string..

3. Nimrata Rhandawa's motel receipts.

WTF is Nimrata Rhandawa? Is it a country that the UN forgot to fund during a another tribal war against the Zulu's.

2. Osama bin Laden

Now we are getting somewhere! A project that can be research and solve. He is buried in the CIA HeadQuarters in Virgina as you enter their Historial Museum on the right which honors their past agents of their secret war fighting history against all enemies of the United States. A note attached to the Coffin says that he was shot by accident in 1984 when the Russian Army raided a HO house in Afghanistan while he was dress in drag..

and the Number 1 thing Donald Trump should demand to see next:

Saddam's weapons of mass destruction

Easy! His WMD was cut off and shipped to the infamous Skull and Crossbones Secret Society at Yale University and shoved in Sitting Bull Skull between his jaw bone and nose.

By the way! Trump has offer his WMD to the Skull and Crossbones Society when he dies that says " He was a big man on campus with a small WMD that went nowhere"

Nimrata Rhandawa...

....is the Sikh anchor baby governor of South Carolina..

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The measure of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little. - FDR

Nimrod Rhodium?

....is the Sikh anchor baby governor of South Carolina* usna

As a former South Carolina Boy! Do have her birth Cert that says she was born in Hawaii. Frankly I think you are a plant for Donald trying to lower my IQ of historial birth sites in South Carolina by 20 points..

* Note..Nimrod Rhodium was a giant India who was related to Cecil Rhodes the 10 th the founder of South Africa and the lsland of Rhodes during the Roman Civil War between Ceasar and Brutus along with other assorted traitors to Roma. Nimrod was reported to be 15 feet tall and weigh 1200 lbs. Some thought he was a falled Angel from the Universe of Los Vegas and had a bad habit of playing strip Poker with small women who worship Zeus. He later build the Tower of Babel which collapsed after reaching 50 miles into Space from Earth due to poor mud foundation work by the Helliburton Company.. The lawsuit is still pending after 6000 years as Helliburton claim it was not their fault since Nimrod was a foreigh individual who had no standing for legal action against them.