"Tea Party" Newt runs away from (student) reporter

I've heard of being evasive, but this is downright funny:

The unexpected reaction came in response to a question about Fox News chairman Roger Ailes. But before I even had a chance on Saturday to relay Ailes’ comments, his aide pressed his hands against me, and several Secret Service agents stopped me in my tracks. “You’re not asking that. You’re done,” his aide said.

The only thing missing from that little drama is Newt gasping "I declare!" while somebody wafts smelling salts under his nose. If this keeps up, the Tea Party is going to have to purchase one of those little pink, flowerdy tables and a toy tea set. And maybe an E-Z Bake Oven, but those can be kinda dangerous if you're not careful.


Down And Out Newt

1.You are down and out when your Think Tank declares Chapter 7 Bankrupty for 10 million Dollars to creditors with only paper assets of 50 thousand dollars somewhere under a Bed, because your Think Tank could not Think on how to get our of this mess to start with.

2. Your Vegas Sugar Daddy gives you 20 million bucks to campaign your fat Ass off and win the Day and the White House, buts cuts you off when you can only seize the State Of South Carolina. He decides it's better off to invest or piss away 30 Billion Bucks in Spain to open a Las Vegas Style Gaming mini-city, even as Spain tummbles into total ecomonic Chaos..

3. You try to make Peace with Willard Romney by trading off your 3 rd wife to him as a true Momon Believer like you did with the Pope with yout first two wivies! Boy! Are their lawyers piss at you..

4. Your last hope is when your buddy Herman Cain is enlisted to help you at the last moment to seize the day and he gets busted with Pee Wee Herman at a Mytle Beach Porn Show with crossdressing Beach Republicans..

5. You decide to enter the teaching market again to seize the educational debate and win the Day for America and the only job offer comes from the Sara Palin Community and Sled repair College in Nome Alaska during the night school hours.