Rightwing government haters would like to privatize everything from schools and highways to wars and elections. And much to my surprise, I'm finally coming around to agreeing with them. In fact, I hope they'll go so far as to privatize international diplomacy. It's hard to imagine any organization doing a worse job than the Republicans currently running this country. The truth is, they somehow manage to piss off the rest of the world everytime they open their lyin' mouths.