Madame Speaker! The President of the United States

Tonight I will attempt to live blog the State of the Union Address.....without cussing.

Madame Speaker! I wonder if Nancy will be able to refrain from slapping Dubya upside the head.

Dubya enters the room and the last ten people who like him - Jean Schmidt and John Boehner among them - clap and shake his hand.

The applause is slow and labored. Dubya looks nervous. He should. I jus saw Liddy....really bad highlight job.

Follow below the fold for a running thread...

Madame Speaker calls Congress to order. Madame Speaker presents Dubya and she gets a huge round of applause. :)

The Pres speaks and says it is an honor to begin his speech with "Madame Speaker". Cheney stands and applauds. He congratulates her and she gets a standing O.

Pray for Tim Johnson and Charlie Norwood.

He congratulates the Democrat majority....Democratic dummy.

Spend the people's money wisely....done failed it.
Solve problems today and not save for future generations....ooops....messed this one up already too.

"Our citizens don't really care which side of the aisle we sit on as long as we are willing to cross that aisle when there is work to be done." SDRight, Dubya....riiiight

"The economy is strong and we will keep it that way with enterprise and not more government."

When he said we must balance the federal budget, Charlie Rangel cracked up. Dubya said we can balance the budget without raising taxes. A few Republicans pulled their heads out of their hindends to give a cheer.

Earmarks slipped into bills in the last hour when not even C-span is watching. Oh....and that would be the party in power dropping those earmarks into these bills....that would be YOUR REPUBLICAN MAJORITY....er...your EX Republican majority.

To keep the economy strong we must take on the challenge of entitlements. If we don't take care to keep medicare and social security our children will be faced with huge deficits, huge tax increases or huge cuts in benefits. SD Two out of three on your watch Dubya....two out of three.

Pelosi stood to applaud all children having affordable available healthcare.

Uh Oh...two new initiatives.
Standard tax deductions for people buying health care.
Changing the tax code is a vital step in making health insurance more affordable to more Americans. SD WHAT?

Oh...here we go....Health Savings Accounts
Medical Liability Reform

OK....he's groveling to the base right now. He needs his numbers up. Taxes, runaway law suits, entitlement programs....

OK...sorry...can't make it through without cussing....hold your ears....*%&$#*&^%)$(*$&^#(*%)#$*&^@@*&%%*#

OK...Global Climate Change is real folks...Dubya mentioned it in the SOTU....of course, he mentioned WMD in a SOTU a few years back and they weren't real.

(*#$%*&%^$(*$ war #(*&%$#(*&(& evil #(*%&^#)($*&scarrrrrry$#(*%&$*&^#(*&bad Osama#(%(*$&%#$(*&Party of Fear#%$*&*&^$#*&%^

You must be afraid ....be very afraid....OF IRAN. Here we go. Building up to war with IRan......

No way asshole. We won't let you waste another American life on a war that should never have been. We sure as hell won't let you waste lives and money going to war with Iran.

"We must remove the conditions that inspire hate." Great. Resign. You're a failure as a president and you're a failure as an American.

I'm done for. I'm keeping it in comments. I can't take this anymore.

Comments

Dull looks terrible. Tired

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Main Highlite of the whole f####### speech?

Watching 2 old frigging hags Liddy Dole and Madame Foxx[ie the evil twin of Madame Justice] fall all over the Emperor in Chief as he left the House Chambers on national TV. Talking about two old politicial HO's wanting mainstream TV coverage for the folks back home.

HOOORAY

MADAME speaker. first time i have smiled at something he has said in years.

Draft Brad Miller -- NC Sen
Defeate Dole

"Keep the Faith"

He was just sucking up

It was good the first time he said it, but lame the second.

Balance the budget? What a hypocrite, hypocrite, liar, hypocrite.

I smile when he ruins English

Or says nuc-u-lar.

I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero—that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. - Bill Hicks

This is already sickening

Each of us is guided by our own convictions . . . except his are insane.

What a freakin' hypocrite: "as long as we're willing to cross the aisle to get things done."

Sheesh

Hypocrite

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Hypocrite

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The emporer has no clothesa

and a Carolina BLue tie

A

I wish they'd boo the son of a bitch

Health insurance

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit

His "plan" is dead on arrival. Flat-out dead. End of discussion. Will never happen. No way. No day.

I have a mental block against seeing McCain

he shows up like black hole whenever he's on the screen. I don't acknowledge his existence.

People are sitting on their hands

barely anyone is smiling and only the bare minimum are clapping

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Of course you have to cuss

You're listening to a pathological liar and a fool who has nothing of value to offer the great country he's been pissing on for six years.

I'm stunned tonight, as I have been many times over the past six years, with what an incredible waste he is.

Oh, and now he wants an energy policy. Too little, too late, asshole.

What no hydrogen fuel cells?

what happened Dubya....too much science involved in that little pipedream?

OK...I don't really know that it's a pipe dream....just something he included last year so he could sound all scientific

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But he wants to stop global climate change

he said those words, didya hear him? I wish he had choked on them.

Upperdown cupperdrown

Idiot

Man there are some stoney faced folks there tonight



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Foreign Oil

Nuclear power?
Plug in vehicles?

Nukular Graig, Nukular



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Global Climate Change?

You mean that's real, now?

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I skipped it

Much like a class in college that I could not stomach (there were many to choose from). I can't even watch clips of that in-bred ass-hat. Reaching across the aisle? Why, are you trying to break off that shiv in the back of your "colleagues"? JFC, wake me when he's out of office (via impeachment or, if necessary, his term expires).

Did the Chimperor shake limber Liddy's hand? I would assume not, as it would be impossible to find with all the public yoga she's been practicing of late.

Oh well, rant over.

OK...we'll give you judges an up or down vote

They'll all go down

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Blah blah blah blah

In the audience...
Inside the Dem mind..."I can't belive we lost to this f**k"

Inside the Rep mind..."I can't believe we lost because of this f**k"

Ha! Did you see the guest soldier yawning!!!!!!!!!!11

Where are the candidates?

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

Can't wait till Webb hands him his ass.

That should be good. Webb doesn't pull any punches.

oooooooooh, yeah!

I can't wait.

Hey, Condi, lean back! She was waiting for htat line, to make sure he didn't blow it.

Where are the candidates?

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

OK

The wife and I checked in for a couple of seconds, and he said 'Terrist" and "9-11" within 15 seconds of out tuning in. And Commander codpiece saved us from a terrist plot to fly planes into a building on the west coast! Um, yeah. That's one that we didn't know about because it was on super double-secret probation. Jesus!

Is Obama reading along?

Both time they've shown him, his eyes have been down.

How can Dems stand and clap for this fool

I wouldn't walk across the street to spit on him. Sorry, but this is the most offensive speech I have ever heard.

And the people who clap for him piss me off.

Me too

read the bottom of my post up above. I got a wee bit angry

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The correct way to say that is:

I would not stop to pee in his face if his nose was on fire.

I myself would...because it would be sheer joy!

Stan Bozarth

Hilarious



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Laughing out loud at that one

Possibly the best description of contempt I've ever read.

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Gandhi

9-11

9-11, 9-11, 9-11, 9-11. G** dammit, it's not working, someone tell me what to say! Get me a drink Cheney! Condi, I can't read your lips, you lippin' too fast! Oh God! This is the worstest speech I ever speechified! 9-11!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beer? Wine?

Oh wait...you meant for Dubya.

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HEY

I just saw GK Butterfield. He look annoyed that he had to sit through this.

Draft Brad Miller -- NC Sen
Defeate Dole

"Keep the Faith"

Make sure y'all watch Cspan afterward

That's when they have open mic

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Longest time without applause



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Sez he's trying to avoid chaos in the Middle East

Ummmmm, excuse me, but I think that's already happening, Child King.

9-11, 9-11, 9-11.

Liar. Hypocrite.

Fool.

i wish

I knew what Nixon's speech right before he resigned was like. In my head they cant be that much different.

Draft Brad Miller -- NC Sen
Defeate Dole

"Keep the Faith"

We're going to support our troops in the field

We're going to bring them home.

Robin Hayes lied. Nobody died, but thousands of folks lost their jobs.



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Vote Democratic! The ass you save may be your own.

SO

securing Baghdad is the key, if we'd only known this in 2003! Oh, wait is that what Shinsheki meant? Dammit! Why don't you smart people tell me these things! I've got decidin', editin' commanderin' presidentin' and speechifyin' to do.

Wait, did I hear that right? A new strategy? What was it the Who sang? Meet the new boss, same as the old boss? Fuck this ass-hat.

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