IMing with the Decider

You've probably got to pay to read it, but Maureen Dowd's column today, Death by Instant Message, is hilarious.

Here's an excerpt:

Decider: wait! I thought I was ur BFF ...

sexylibrarian: hon, sorry to interrupt, but i think denny and rummy should BOTH go ... they’re off the heez. women are hating on Foley and Iraq and it could ruin your admin

Rumstud74: ur a bigger pain than condi, laura ... why dont you go rd a book? read wdwrd’s book ... you sure helped him write it, litl ms tattletale

Decider: haha

sexylibrarian: george!

I think that political humor is often much more effective than facts, "plans", outrage, attacks, so I'm so glad to see lots of Saturday Morning Funnies out there!

-- ge

P.S. BFF = "Best Friend Forever". I'm not sure about heez: anyone know?

Comments

Ha!

Good one, George!

It reminds me of eavesdropping on the Little Puppets Club. I don't know if you've ever visited there, but it's really a pathetic attempt at nothing in particular, in a funny sort of way.

Wow, it's 2:16 P.M. Sat afternoon

And the little "who's online" counter says there are 100 lurkers right now. Hope they are reading and learning...and maybe having a laugh or two at the expense of the Republican party! What the HEEZ!

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

Rainy daze = heavy traffic

Weekends are usually slow, but the weather outside if frightful. :)

Plus, the wild world of politics is kicking into overdrive. As SD says, the Republicans are doing everything they can to change the subject and blame someone else for their miserable failures, but it's all for naught. Americans are waking up and looking in the mirror and saying "Oh my god. What have we done?"

Except the Puppets, of course. They love what's happening. It's the free market in its fullest frenzy . . . the selling of boys and votes and lives and deaths like shares on the NYSE. In their world, the ones with the most money always win.

BFF = Best Friends Forever

You obviously aren't the father of a preteen girl. Signed....the woman who still owes you pictures.................GAWD I'm awful.


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SD, doubt anyone here would ever call YOU Awful!

Very few of us can even measure up to the volume or quality of your posts. Add to that your adoption of the Kissell campaign, now jumping in to support Brad Miller and raising two wonderful girls, I am too impressed to call you names...other than Wonderful, marvelous, committed, a Treasure!

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

Aw, Mo, Thanks

....and Ya'll will be happy to know that the girls had healthy lunches since their breakfast was so not healthy.


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heez = hook

as in "off the hook." Comes from gangsta slang.