Gonna be a daddy

Sorry for taking this liberty Lance, but this gets front-paged.

Trimester one is over and the little nipper is growin' and squirmin' around, so I figure it's safe to spread the word: Arica is carrying around our baby. Doc says the due date will be right around Christmas. It's too early to say whether it's a Glen or a Glenda (we're not actually considering either name). The lumpy in this picture is an artifact of the 3d tech (the doctor assured us that it doesn't have horns).

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Wow, Lance!

Congratulations! Very exciting! Please give my best to your wonderful wife!

(Three exclamation marks in one comment! Make that five!)

:)

Congratulations Lance and Arica!

I hope Arica has an easy pregnancy with no bedrest. Cute baby is already holding head in hands saying..."not another picture, Daddy."



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Looks Just Like You...

Poor kid.

Seriously, congratulations. But you could not wait to get onto KS's health plan?

Way to go my friend.

Welcome to the world. Best to your wife.

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

Fantastic!

The Christian Coalition took this picture right? I hear they're installing wombvision cameras in every woman to ensure the safety of the fetus.

Way to go Papa and Mama!

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WombAlert

I love it. "Womb monotoring and intrusion alarm systems. WombAlert never sleeps, so that you can sleep easy. Act now and receive nine months of free monitoring!"

Tom Cruise has a heavily used

ultrasound machine he'd probably let go cheap. ;)



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Funny you should mention that

I actually mentioned that to Arica a few weeks ago, but she's worried about contracting what Katie Holmes got (namely, a bad case of the koo-koos).

Yes, but a really good lawyer

could help her get rid of the kook.



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Fantastic

Crossing opposable thumbs for you all.

I go away for a week or two and

all hell breaks loose. Congratulations, Lance. Of the many people I have met in the world, you are definitely near the top of the list of the ones I want reproduced!
 
“All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.”
So enjoy the Drama.

Yay! You're back!

and that's one of the best responses I've ever seen to the pregnancy announcement.



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Way To Go,Congrats Buddy!!!

Were proud of ya boy! And more prouder of Mama for having to put up with ya!
Now you know, This means YOU have to start doing the laundry,cookin,cleaning anything heavy!

You take care of Mama and the Baby or me and Screwy will be comming after ya!

And one more thing.....

Are you hand delevering me and Screwy cigars or do you intend to mail them.
Cubans or Jamacian will be fine!

Thanks, all!

My choice is "hand deliver" (the cigars, not the kid).

Lance

This is the tidbit that no one passed on to me, which really stressed me out. After your wife has been pushing and moaning and laboring for a few hours, they will finally say it is time to push. At that moment, when the gown is pushed up and you are ready for this to end, you will come to the astounding conclusion that nothing looked very different. So, as your wife continues to moan/scream/he-he-ha-ha-hoooooooooooooo/whatever the thought might cross your mind "Oh. My. God. This. Will. Never. End." But, it does. Eventually.

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

are the fathers supposed to be there?

Only after the Maury Povich show confirming paternity has aired.

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Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

Ha, that's another story...

We had "false labor" five weeks early so when we decided to go to the hospital I had on my Birks and threw a couple t-shirts into my suitcase. Ten days later, my feet were really starting to stink and the hospital staff were a little disgusted by it.

So, my point is, pack your suitcase. Today even. Exit stage left.

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

Congrats!

Our due date is one month from today...make sure you go on vacation some time in the next three months; because you ain't gonna get a chance to do it for a while after you get into the homestrech

Duly noted

That's the best advice I've heard in some time. Good luck to you and your wife!

Justin

That is nonsense. I have 5 and 3 year olds and I went on a great vacation in 2000.....oh, wait.....

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

I guess that, now, makes me GranDaddy-O

Hey,Kiddo, you better be there in the delivery room. You were a 50% participant in making Arica pregnant, so you need to be a 50% participant in helping to get her un-pregnant. I was there with your mom for your and Ian's grand entrances. The two greatest experiences of my entire life. Don't miss it!
Love to you and Arica.

Hi there!

You have a wonderful son . . . so nice to see you stopping by. My son is 29 and thinking about getting married for the first time. I might be right behind you!

Go Lance's Dad!

I am soooo glad my mother doesn't read my blogs or you would see a 44-yr-old woman lectured by her mother.

It's OK. I lecture her back.



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