"Duke student rescued from cave"

It's not a funny story, but does the title alone make anyone else think of Plato? I suppose that a student rescued from a life of shadowy illusion would try to transfer to Carolina.

And yes, we should strive to be inclusive on this website, but we can get away with making fun of Duke because I don't think they read us in New Jersey.


Dook students live their lives in deep dark caves

and I'm inclined to leave them there. That being said...glad the wayward (stoopid) young man is safe at home.

Vote Democratic! The ass you save may be your own.